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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 00:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Big Match & Segment Announced for June 6 WWE SmackDown - Ringside News

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

SpaceX adds 27 Starlink satellites to constellation after successful launch from California (video) - Space

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

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Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

NASA is already great. Right now. - NASA Watch

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Who are some of the best Korean Actresses?

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

What is the meaning behind people claiming to hear voices of God in their heads without anyone else hearing them? Is this a sign of mental illness or possession by an evil spirit?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

At what point does trespassing become self defense? What are the necessary conditions for this line to be crossed from trespassing to self defense?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

share office space ...

How do I find a transgender girlfriend?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

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So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...