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08.06.2025 00:30

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
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Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
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So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...